April 2012
7 posts
Holy shit I’m high
March 2012
6 posts
Dana's Tips for Boys
houseonthehill:
1.) Don’t ask a girl out via facebook message when you don’t talk to her in class. at all.
2.) We do notice if you’ve already hit on our other roommates/friends. That doesn’t make us feel special and we’ll probably deny a date with you or take this as being your second/third/whatever choice.
3.) Dress nicely. +5, always.
February 2012
15 posts
6 tags
pizzaforpresident:
Meryl Streep could play my mother and I’d believe her.
3 tags
meryl streep is absolutely flawless.
seethelighthouse asked: Nothing about you ever bums ME out.
Anonymous asked: The fact you don't update this often always bums me out!
January 2012
35 posts
1 tag
fruit fruit frosty smoothie
4 tags
So avoid using the word ‘very’ because it’s lazy. A man is not very tired, he...
– - Dead Poets Society, 1989 (via aepocrypha)
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cheezepizza:
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“Eels always look like they just told a joke and are waiting for a reaction.”